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Language, content and themes are rated NC-17.

A clean change of 'delicates' for after you mess yourself laughing!

Yes. Reservations for groups of 2+ can be made by email or by phone. Please see my contact page for details.

Absolutely! For private parities a minimum of 15 people is preferred, but I'm flexible. Smaller parties can often be held at public venues, which provides the opportunity for others to join in the fun.

Please contact me by email or phone to discuss booking your very own SDB event.

Q: My friends have buttons! I want buttons! Exclusive and limited edition Shirley's Dirty Bingo buttons are available at most SDB events. They make great nipple rings, too! Buttons printed by Six Cent Press.

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Recently, I hosted Shirley's Dirty Bingo (SDB) at a popular venue and some people were dressed in costume for the Halloween season. One particular "girl", I'll call KUNTrina, was in costume. She was wearing slutty outfit that had wings. I said, "You're dressed as a maxi pad with wings" and I gave her a prize for dressing up.

I started bingo and during the fourth round someone starts yelling at me off stage. It turns out it was the KUNTrina's mommy.

Mommy was VERY upset with me with for what I had said to the Princess KUNTrina. I didn't respond to Mommy or her little princess.

First of all, SDB is usually held in a bar where booze is served and where mature adults, young and old, come out to have a good time. WTF people - it's called "Dirty Bingo" for a reason. SDB is not held a church and we are all adults. Even if you have never been to SDB before, there are warnings posted that SDB will be offensive to some individuals.

My point is that if you go crying to your mommy because of what someone said to you in a bar and because you were dressed like a whore with wings, people may comment on your appearance.

Finally, I do hope princess comes back to SDB and I hope she brings her mommy with her. I'd love to give them another prize they can both share... mmm... maybe the 12" double-ended dildo. They both seem like they need to loosen up a bit.

Life is too short people... WTF... relax!!

Kisses

Shirley